Jokes for the day!

Alright, few months had pass and now had come to the 50th post. So, today gonna share some of the jokes that i heard from my lecturer today!Okay, it starts like this.

One day, there are 3 lunatic from a Tanjung Rambutan came to the doctor room and tell this:

Lunatic 1,2 & 3 : Doc, we had fully recovered!
Doctor: Really? Alrite....I will check each one of you after i got back here.
Lunatic 1,2 & 3 : Okie, doc.

So doctor when to the security guard over there and says,

Doctor: If u see person walk thru tis door, den u shall send him back to the lunatic ward
Guard: Alrite, Doc.

Doctor went back to his sitting place. Close the lights and put the torch light facing the ceiling which the torch light had been on. (So now would see a light flash to the ceiling)

Doctor: Lunatic 1, would you please climb the light?
Lunatic 1: Sure, doc. (trying very hard to climb it)

So very confirm the doctor send the lunatic 1 go thru the security guard door.

Doctor: Lunatic 2, would you please climb the light?
Lunatic 2: Sure, doc. But doc, wait me a minute i get the ladder.

Nothing more to say, doctor send this lunatic 2 to the security guard door too.

Doctor: Lunatic 3, would you please climb the light?
Lunatic 3: Oh...doc. Dun be silly! How can we climb it?

Doctor was happy because there is only one whom he think had fully recovered so doctor on the light and bring him to the counter outside. Under doctor curiosity, had ask this lunatic 3 again.

Doctor: What makes think of that answer? I really curious!
Lunatic 3: Doc, i'm not stupid. Wait i climb till half, u would off the light. Den i would fall down
though...
Doctor: -_-'''

Immediately doctor throw him thru that security guard door.

Are you laughing now? hahahahahaha.......all my coursemate laugh out loud included me. We were quite tired in the class so our lecturer told us this joke to make us feel fresh and could continue his lecture after this. Yea...It is indeed a good jokes and do really make me fresh!

Maye